she's got a body like an hour glass

Today was a fucking awesome day with a fucking awesome person. :)

Whoah this is like the fucking first time i'm posting an entry for 2 days in a row, i just watched the most awesome video of this Korean dude singing touch my body. I know i'm fucking slow but it was super funny! This  korean guy is like amazing, i'm gonna post a vid of him singing anyways. Check out his awesome display of talents.

 Yay i'm finally blogging after like fucking 32189471849249123 years. I'M GONNA REVIVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT. And if people's mothers are gonna read, i don't give no spell it out F-U-C-K. Sophie is the catalyst of my new found pornongraphic passion. Hentai FTW! Bye.

I'm off to blogger so fucking unwanted people can't read my blog. Cb.

Goodbye old friend, goodbye goodnight.
I'll move on. You'll call it fate, i'll call it karma.
We had our time, it was fun while it lasted.
I'll look back, with honor and no regrets.
I won't be mad, won't feel bad.
These memories will never leave me.
Don't be sad. Cause life goes on, life goes on...
It's getting too late, tomorrow is here.

I've kept this in me for far too long. I may sound harsh but i really have to say it. I seriously fucking don't like people not being themselves and posing as others. I am hinting to a few people who i shall not name. Seriously, posing something that is not you only irritates people and makes them dislike you. They were your friend for who you were in the first place, why fucking change? For example, changing your dressing, hairstyle and even the way you act? I mean that is fucked up like seriously! Be yourself! People who love for who you are, not for some cheap imitation of someone else who you can only dream of becoming. Poseurs are LOSERS! Get that fucking straight! I have no worries cause i love who i am and i'll always be myself till my fucking last breath. Listen to the song. Its about being yourself. Don't ever be a fucking faker.



This one goes out to all the fakers,Your friends will find out now or later. Out to the critics and the haters,Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker. This song goes out to all the fakers,You all know who you are. Give it up, your friends will find out now or later. Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker.

I feel like fucking around and being crazy! I feel like going gigging and moshing the shit outta me! I feel like bodysurfing, feeling high till my brain gets numb! I feel drinking till i get drunk and having a fucked up hangover the next day! I feel like playing football at 2am! I feel like pissing off all the teachers i don't like! Oh boy do i wanna show them my middle finger! I feel like dancing the night away! I feel like having one of those retarded conversations that come with laughing fits! I wanna do all of that and more but whats stopping me? Fucking O levels! What a bummer, its only January and i'm feeling the heat. Imagine September!

Its been 3 days into school and my teachers are like stressing to us time and time again how important O'levels are. Two words: Fucked up! Our stress levels are like freaking high balls. November 12, I can't fucking wait.

I've got just two words to describe the year, FUCKING AWESOME. Although it kinda started off with a sour note, this year just kept getting better and better as it passed. This past year was filled with retardation of all sorts. And it has passed really really fast. So my new years resolution is not to get so many canings. That i will fufill, trust me! So i hope ya'll had a fantastic past year like i did! I mean hey, it was one heck of a year. So happy new year fuckers!

The Reasonable man adapts to the world around him. 
The Unreasonable man lets the world adapt to him and his needs. Therefore, all progress depends on the Unreasonable man. 
Now there's every fucking right to be Unreasonable isn't there? (:

Well so they say, "this the season to be jolly". It'd better be fucking jolly cause i wanna enjoy as much as possible before school officially starts. I dread bearing with all those fucking idiots in school. Its more than torturous really. I wanna party like i've never partied before and make this Christmas a blast! Rock on bitches!

Liverpool is officially out of the title race, 10 points behind Arsenal and 9 points behind Manchester United. No hope already luh! Chelsea  are 6 points behind Arsenal and still can catch up, but its gonna be an arduous task. So it looks like its between Arsenal and Manchester United. We'll be seeing newly crowned champions come end of the season bitch!

Fabio Capello for England huh? Looks like England have got themselves a no nonsense coach. Its time to kick out those inflated egos out of the England set up. And god, its blockbuster sunday! First up its Liverpool against Manchester United, after that its Arsenal Versus Chelsea! 4 top teams, 2 big matches! CCB i'm feeling the heat already!

Thanks Sam and Basil for taking care of me during the chalet. Getting drunk and having verbal DIARRHOEA at 3 am is no joke! And geeez my biological clock is toying with me! Ughhhh!

I am fucking pissed. Wanna know why? I was moshing and one fat cb gives me a spear. Who th fuck spears someone in a moshpit. Its not moshing thats targeting someone and fighting already! And he did th exact same thing to another guy who was malay same size as me. I mean what th fuck luh! He's a head taller than me and twice my size. THEN HE HAS TO FUCKING ATTACK A SMALLER GUY! WHAT A FUCKING COWARD! Heck, if i were his size i'd probably fight him instead of a smaller guy. I may not be strong but i'm definetly not a fucking coward unlike that fat bastard. Fucking CB cannot take on someone his own size. Speaking of size, i should've told him to cut down on th mac's. And thanks everyone for your concern afterwards. I really appreciate it. Cheers to ya'll! But to that fat guy, know whats karma? Watch out you fugly slut!

Christmas is coming and th Christmas fever is really contagious. I can't wait till i spend it with all my friends who i love and treasure. This year has been great, and to end it off with a great Christmas celebration, just puts th icing on th cake. But there's another side to Christmas for me. And during this yuletide season, th EPL kicks off with what is probably th most important period in th football calender. Crucial games in line, Great Goals await, Controversies lie ahead. This Christmas is so gonna fucking rock my socks off!

CCB, i am currently in a state of confusion. Help needed.

I'M BACK! From both camp and my holiday. Maaan, i'm like wiped out. But it was fun. Kay Bye.

I'm off to altar servers camp then a holiday to th Phillipines. I'll be back on th 3rd. So i won't be updating in awhile yah. Anyways i think this video is damn cool!

Well waddaya know, England's knocked out! Although England deserve to go out, i still can't believe it! But someone has to be taken responsible for th catastrophe we call th England team. Yup, we have to solely blame th coach. No matter how much you blame th players, they're still picked by th coach after all aren't they? Due to Steve McClaren's incompetence as a manager and his naive tactics, England are out of th competition since Euro 1994. Don't get me wrong i feel for th guy, but i never believed he was th right guy for one of th most poisoned jobs in football. Now that he's sacked, England have got to rebuild. Jose Mourinho and Martin O' Neil are joint favourites at 4/1 to be England coach. I would say Jose Mourinho fits th bill perfectly. Time for th special one England?